Doesn't everybody have a Facebook?

I am still giggling to myself over the conversation I just had with Jayden in the drive-thru line of McDonald's, of all places.

Jayden:  "Who is God?"

Me:  "Um, God is God.  I don't really know."

Jayden:  "Well, you should go to his Facebook page to find out."

Man, if it was only that easy...